What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?