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What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?