What did the mother rope say to her child?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

If you need help building an ark..

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What do farmers do on February 14th?