Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do bees chew?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why was the math book sad?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?