Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

How do you get kids to do something?

What's the loudest sport?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

People are so hard on car mechanics.