What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What do elves learn in school?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?