Where would you put an injured insect?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

How are teens like cats?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?