Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What car can you only see twice a year?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What siblings are always sad?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What's the noisiest food?