Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What time of day was Adam created?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?