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How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What goes up when the rain comes down?