How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why do cats give such great massages?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

How much does freedom weigh?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?