What do fish do at parades?
They wave.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What does an evil hen lay?
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