Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?