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Why do pigs tell jokes?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

I'm not a bad putter.

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What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?