What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Which big cat loves to drive?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?