What animal has 20/20 vision?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

How can you make 7 even?

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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?