What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
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