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It gives them square roots.
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Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How do you get straight A's?
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What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call an angry monkey?
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