Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is a table you can eat?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
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