Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Why was the math book sad?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
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