Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
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