Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What sport are eggs the best at?