Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
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Why do all the planets get along?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
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