Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
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