What did the wolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
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