What is a cow's dream job?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?