What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Which state is the cleanest?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What animal loves a baseball game?