How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
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