How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
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