What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?