How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
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