Why are books always so angry?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the tomato turn red?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What's the difference between people and chickens?