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Nothing, they fast!
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What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
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