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Nothing, they fast!
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Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
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What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
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