What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
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What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What does an evil hen lay?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What animal loves Indian food?
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