What animals make the best baseball players?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?