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Why do hogs play so much football?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's a goose's favorite book?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What is another name for a cow?

How can you make 7 even?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?