Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?