Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?