Where do clowns go on vacation?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did the echo get detention?

What condiment has wings?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?