Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?