Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What's the king of all school supplies?