What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
A model plane.
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
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