Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?