Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

How do bears keep cool?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Where would you find an elephant?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?