Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

When do astronauts eat?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?