Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?