Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why do cats give such great massages?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What did the confused bee say?