Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call a tired tree?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?