What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?