Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

How do fleas travel?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why are cats good at playing video games?