Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
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Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
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