What did the bread do on vacation?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?