Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
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Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
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What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
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