Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What country has the most fish?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Bears love exotic cars.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
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