What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?