Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?