Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why are turtles so shy?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What type of bat doesn't fly?