What do you call the dog magician?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?