What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why was the cow afraid?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?