What do you call two birds stuck together?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do naked fish play with?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?