What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?