What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?