Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why are stones so good at music?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do bees say in the summer?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?