What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

When should baseball players wear armor?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?