What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?