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How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What do you call a sad latte?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?