What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's the politest month?