What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?