What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

It's allergy season again?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?