What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Where do horses reside?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Which singer could always break a five?