What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Where does breakfast live?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?