What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

I broke my finger!

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Which family member has tusks?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?