What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
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What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do fairies always drink?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
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