What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What animals make the best students?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What words make the best athletes?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
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