What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What country has the most fish?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
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