What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What is the strongest animal?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why are English teachers so smart?
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