What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What is the strongest animal?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?