What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What kind of books do boats write?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

When does a horse talk?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?