Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?