What food would you expect to come from pigs?
A hamburger.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
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How does one gelatin greet another?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
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