What food would you expect to come from pigs?
A hamburger.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What condiment has wings?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why was the cat so small?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
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