Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Which president loved to take baths?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?