How does one gelatin greet another?
Jello!
How long will dinner be?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
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