What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Which famous author is also a ruler?