Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?