Where do birds go to drink?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

A book just fell on my head.

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What school subject really rocks?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?