What kind of bee do teachers love?
A spelling bee.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What bird is always sad?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
If you need help building an ark..
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
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