What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?