What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why is a computer so smart?