Why was the fabric always laughing?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Which animal will never go bald?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?