What fairy loves to count?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Which relative loves rice?