What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?