Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?