What bird is always sad?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What day is your mom always right?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?