Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
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What's the most expensive plate in church?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
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