Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
Where would you put an injured insect?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where do horses reside?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
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