What sound does a witch's car make?

Where do books sleep?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?