What do you do for an injured lemon?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

How do automobiles fly?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?