Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

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Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?