Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Bears love exotic cars.

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?