How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
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