What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?