How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
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