Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?