Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?