Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?