How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What birds make average students?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

A book just fell on my head.

What do cows say when you milk them?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?