What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do cows wear bells?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
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