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A Tofurkey dinner.
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Why are cowboys always religious?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
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Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
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