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A Tofurkey dinner.
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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
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What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What is the loneliest cheese?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
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Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
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