What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's a forklift?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?