What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Who is Pepto-Bismol'sĀ® favorite band?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did Mickey Mouseā¢ļø get hit with a ball?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What is another name for a cow?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
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