How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why did the foal cough?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why is money so stubborn?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?