Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What kind of car do eggs drive?