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How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?