Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Which animals make the best football players?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?