Why was the fish so smart?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What animal has the most fun?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?