How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?