What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What does a dog say before eating?