What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Bears love exotic cars.

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What bird is always sad?

Why are trees always so positive?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?