What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What is the smallest lion?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the sailor lose his job?