Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What sweet treat never panics?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Which computer won the talent show?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?