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Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?