Why do some people love eating snails?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What sweet treat never panics?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

How does a penguin build its house?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?