Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Which bug is related to you?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Which computer won the talent show?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?