What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?