Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why are babies so good at basketball?