What time does everyone love to drink?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What part of a football field is never the same?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?