Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?