Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
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