Why did the cow cross the road?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Which subject has two parts?

What food is a man's best friend?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

How did the mermaid call her friends?