Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
What animal loves Indian food?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
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