What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?