Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
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What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's the scariest letter?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
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