Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
How do hurricanes see?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Where do hands go on vacation?
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