Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What is another name for a cow?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?