Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why are trees always so positive?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why was the snake coughing so much?