Why did he change his bike's tires?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

How do automobiles fly?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?