What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
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