What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
Which animal should never work for the government?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
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