What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why do fish live in salt water?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
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