What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
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