What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?