Why are grandkids so great?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?