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What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

How much does freedom weigh?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?