What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?